Lame Llama

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ALICE ROOSEVELT WAS HARDCORE. “She...

paperlettuce:
Adolf Hitler rose to power by promising to fix Germany and return it back to the powerful land it once was before the First World War, blaming Jews, primarily, for the downfall of their nation.
Donald Trump is rising to power by promising to fix America (‘Make America Great Again’) and return it back to the powerful land it once was, blaming Latinx and Chinese people for the downfall of the nation.
Hm.
SIGNAL BOOST THE SHIT OUT OF THIS WHY DOESNT THIS HAVE WAY MORE NOTES

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thecutestofthecute:
“birdcheese:
“A fresh batch.
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So this is how birds where made
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intensional:

cuntagions:
intensional:
Every dog you see has a story
what about humans..?
Who cares

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dreamerofderse:

when teachers touch your shoulder

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animal-factbook:
“Many outdoor cat owners wonder where their pets disappear to every day. A large percentage of these felines have been hired as private investigators. No one really expects a cat to be spying on them and these small animals are able...

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“When you run with the higher lvls
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True
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interrobang101:
cats-tats-recovery:
I am like a cat. Nervous around new people, but once I get used to you and comfortable around you I will love you and also annoy you.
The process is faster if you give me food.
It’s also faster if you smother me in affection and let me know I’m wanted here.

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niqabisinparis:

if my husband doesn’t cry when he sees me on our wedding day I will softly kick him in the shin until he sheds a tear

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oomshi:
is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing
no its called highjacking
guys no it’s weedwhacking
no its called dissapointing ur mother

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